My appetite is my Shepherd;
I always want.
It maketh me to sit down at huge potlucks.
It leadeth me to my frig repeatedly.
It leadeth me into the path of Burger King.
It tries to destroy my shape.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the frozen dessert aisle,
I will fear no weigh-in.
For my calculator art with me.
The Skinny Cows and the 2-Point bars, they comfort me.
The table is preparest before me, in the presence of my family.
As I add up my PointsPlus values continuously,
My plate runneth over.
Surely, Power Foods and exercise shall help me
All the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in the range of my healthy weight
forever and ever,
AMEN
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