ODE to a GROCERY
In days of yore - there was no store
With fruit all clean, or well-trimmed beans.
No fat free cheese, no frozen peas.
No corn or squash, all nicely washed.
Or bread all sliced, or melon diced.
No spray on Pam, or lean sliced ham.
No whole wheat rotini, or fat free weinie.
Not a single bok choy... to enjoy.
No muffin tops, no corn that pops.
No Crystal lite, no Splenda white.
In days of yore- there was no store.
And eating healthy would have been a bore!